blairging:

Insomnia kills.

twelve-jammy-badgers:

I’ve just realised I’m a bitter old man who wants those damn hooligans to get off the lawn ‘cept the lawn is Facebook and I’m 18 not 78.

killself:

im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions

I’d still eat that.

imanassspankme:

Somebody That I Used to Know - A’cappella cover

karomeled:

this show is brillaint at sneaking in really sad moments between jokes.

And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.

(Source: dinhtheresa)

the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer.

(Source: filmsfoodandphotos)

milesjai:

arrowsandblades:

crzyblackidd:

“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback

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nanflanagan:

a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet

(Source: toxiccunts)

Badass Dad of the Day: “It has become a morning habit to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ on the way to school in the morning,” says Best Dad Ever. “Depending on traffic, we can usually start the song as we pull out of the driveway, and pull into the school just as the song ends.”

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(Source: thedailywhat)

badcgijosh:

One Direction finishes singing “What Makes You Beautiful” and she goes “Oh. Oh okay! I get it now” then leaves and never talks to them again